Okay...here is a short little story.
Chris, Riley, and I were at Chris' eye appointment today, and of course, Riley had to use the bathroom. What is new?
Anyway, we made our way through a throng of nurses, staring at us, and smiling. You see, the bathroom was in the nurses station...so, to give you a clue, the nurses can basically hear EVERYTHING that goes on in the bathroom....how could they not!
So, Riley proceeds to use the restroom, and as she is sitting on the toilet, she makes an observation, "Mom this toilet is huge! My butt doesn't fit."
I laugh, thinking, "ya, it is kind of big."
Then, Riley proceeds to say very loudly....."MOM, THIS TOILET IS JUST RIGHT FOR YOUR BUTT!"
What are we the three bears?
Nonetheless....the nurses were smiling and giggling as we come out of the bathroom. If I would have thought about it....I would have said, as I was coming out of the bathroom, "yes, my butt is HUGE, and your toilet is perfect for a butt such as mine, where did you buy it?" I didn't...but I wanted too......KIDS!
Chris, Riley, and I were at Chris' eye appointment today, and of course, Riley had to use the bathroom. What is new?
Anyway, we made our way through a throng of nurses, staring at us, and smiling. You see, the bathroom was in the nurses station...so, to give you a clue, the nurses can basically hear EVERYTHING that goes on in the bathroom....how could they not!
So, Riley proceeds to use the restroom, and as she is sitting on the toilet, she makes an observation, "Mom this toilet is huge! My butt doesn't fit."
I laugh, thinking, "ya, it is kind of big."
Then, Riley proceeds to say very loudly....."MOM, THIS TOILET IS JUST RIGHT FOR YOUR BUTT!"
What are we the three bears?
Nonetheless....the nurses were smiling and giggling as we come out of the bathroom. If I would have thought about it....I would have said, as I was coming out of the bathroom, "yes, my butt is HUGE, and your toilet is perfect for a butt such as mine, where did you buy it?" I didn't...but I wanted too......KIDS!
Riley is awesome! She is just at that age where she is so candid! You will miss the days when she is not anymore.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious!!! She is so stinkin cute. Love this age of kids.
ReplyDeleteKids say the funniest thing.I love that you write things dowm when she says it.Because I didn't do it,wishing I did!
ReplyDeleteHow did your yard sale go?